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Ever wanted to work as a "chief hacker" "security evangelist"? This is a place to post jobs or ask for work. Over time as I hear about job offers, we can consolidate them into this board. 

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4 years ago
lukethedrifter
who wants to play chicky chicky le chinese chicken, ie, let's f#ck with Mao's little red book? Simply take any postage prepaid envelope, run it through a copier, and send psuedo spy messages to Overseas Customer Services Center Add: #1912 CEC Information Building East,No.1 Xinwen Road, Shenzhen,518034, PRC Tel: +86-755-88877909 Fax: +86-755-83733732-608 Email: info@dbap
Forum: News and Links
4 years ago
lukethedrifter
thx. you know one of my dream projects is to make a linux distro which uses the original zelda as the gui. How cool would it be that each screen is a directory, and like var is dungeon 1. Sorta of like payback to this community for being so stupid.
Forum: Jobs
4 years ago
lukethedrifter
Trying to create a global flowchart for first time VPS startups for programmers at my plant. Need quote for someone to just compile a list of steps to secure a linux distro. So far, here is what I got. If you can improve on it, please tell price. yum upgrade add new user remove root access from ssh installed apf firewall installed brute force detection install rkhunter install mod_securit
Forum: Jobs
4 years ago
lukethedrifter
Oh, here is my corporate canned, yet hacktackular response. I wouldn't post it here if literally I wasn't talking to not only a Dr. Evil Wannabe, but a real living Chinese Dr. Evil. Boss gave me high fives. Feel free to run it at Amazon for canned customer service responses: Mr. Gook-Fuk-Yu I am interested in how you plan to make "millions of dollars" when *huh* you cannot even r
Forum: Intro
4 years ago
lukethedrifter
tx Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yeah, I've got nothing here... latest from my personal wire, ie Ching Chang's latest virus for $7,890 not only ron jerememied his face when he just wanted to use my server. Just wait until Tom Ridge gets him. Anyways, here is his ingles mas roto su gorda punta:" we do not accept to deposit any amount to start the p
Forum: Intro
4 years ago
lukethedrifter
How about a cloud approach? Quad core CPU + VirtualBox + +Ubuntu JEOS+ IP Harvesters + solid list of private honey pot proxies + cUrl Just make all your purchases via adwords with the honeypots and suddenly the honeypots are pots of gold! Cloud the blacklists and drop maybe a few hundred on office supplies, and use the blacklists to surf normally, or heck, buy off them too! Who cares about c
Forum: Projects
4 years ago
lukethedrifter
Here's some feedback from the criminally insane: Do they ask for the money upfront? If so, I own their soul forever. What liability have they accepted when they signed their name, and how can that liability be exhausted? Are they straight out pricks? If so, sabotage it and watch both sides burn while running away! And for a little motivation: Remember people, we don't sell "
Forum: Vendor Talk
4 years ago
lukethedrifter
or too much crack in that pipe. That wasn't me, that was some other guy btw. I hate crack. Bad for the teeth. But hey. Wouldn't like, eh, the randomly interpretation of personality disorders be a great way to start an initialization vector in AEX? There's entropy, and well, there's entropy now ain't there? All my life I heard hackers bitch about no central repository for hackers. Well I say,
Forum: Intro
5 years ago
lukethedrifter
oKAY i GOT iT KNOW ONE MAN'S OBSFUCATION IS ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD PORN NOTE TO FBI: THAT PARROT IS .MARIO'S FAULT, NOT MINE! GOD BLESS THE CSA! BTW! AND GOD BLESS YOU! top pornographer hunted by fbi: OSAMA!
Forum: Intro
5 years ago
lukethedrifter
Anthem Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Necrophilia? Nah. Although I did crack a few necrophilia jokes to my anesthesiologist before I was going under. I think probably it is better today to crack life-lock jokes based upon the user feedback of this here message board. Oh and hey! To democrats! Here's an easy way to cure US Healthcare. Keep the patients
Forum: Intro
5 years ago
lukethedrifter
Please understand you are swimming with the sharks here and most content, like images on blackhatseo, are riddle with obfuscated code. There are many ways to take you down, many ways to hurt you, and IT is just the tip of the iceburgh. For instance, are you willing to: 1. Break into someone's home? 2. Climb a pole and tap a phone line? 3. Rent a white van, put local exchange carrier co. de
Forum: Intro
5 years ago
lukethedrifter
Hello: New here. Love Hank, hence my name. Trying this: User downloads client (unmanaged Win32 for easy install) Client communicates to server via XACML, encrypted in AES Server communicates to client with Tomcat or PHP (I love interopt) Session problem on shared server has a work around, albeit a stupid one requiring stupid people to download more software on a stupid OS to support
Forum: Intro
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