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Hack your funeral by inviting strippers
Posted by: rsnake
Date: August 24, 2006 01:11PM

Well, this is one way to make sure more people show up to send you off: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/24/chinese_funeral_clampdown/

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Re: Hack your funeral by inviting strippers
Posted by: Dave
Date: August 25, 2006 03:50AM

Bare-assed ladies are apparently deployed at rural send-offs to boost mourner numbers, since "large crowds are seen as a mark of honour".

This methods work in the www since years... put a babe on your page, and visits will increase.

You could also adopt other methods, such as installing signs with "FREE" on the graveyard, or redirect people looking for a McDonalds with your own signs to the funeral, you could also send flyers to every house in the city promising their penis gets enlarged.

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Re: Hack your funeral by inviting strippers
Posted by: WhiteAcid
Date: August 25, 2006 03:56AM

How long until google start placing adds on gravestones?
How long until people sneak it at night to place smaller gravestones in front of the real one with penis enlargement details on it?

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Re: Hack your funeral by inviting strippers
Posted by: rsnake
Date: August 25, 2006 09:20AM

Dave, maybe I should create a Greasemonkey plugin that puts random pr0n pictures on every page. It wouldn't be too difficult, and then the entire traffic of the Internet would increase! :)

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Re: Hack your funeral by inviting strippers
Posted by: id
Date: August 25, 2006 02:01PM

The strippers at my funeral will just be there for me...

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Re: Hack your funeral by inviting strippers
Posted by: rsnake
Date: August 25, 2006 03:29PM

Trying to collect for all the children you gave them? I know there are some red headed step-children out there somewhere.

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