I've finally finished it. The first two levels can now be played online with no download/installation, at least until someone DOSes it and sourceforge gets annoyed.
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hackxor.sourceforge.net]
If you can't be bothered with the whole 'plot' thing but like the sound of a moderately tricky SQLi challenge (easier than LightOS's but non-trivial), jump straight to the second level:
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hackxor.sourceforge.net]
Thanks to the guys in #slackers for answering odd questions for the last 9 months.