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Spam of the day
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: June 08, 2009 04:33PM

Hi, my name is Justin Nobel and I'm a professional writer 
and photographer. I noticed your interesting site and want 
to let you know about my new blog on death and dying, 
Digital Dying: hxxp://blogs.funeralwise.com/dying/
Thanks, Justin

Got better ones? :)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2009 04:33PM by .mario.

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: rvdh
Date: June 08, 2009 10:32PM

Got some fun stuff as well:

-snip-

would like to meet you ... I have a blue eye and a long blond hair ...
-snip-

And so I replied:

You only got 1 blue eye? what's the other color?

I'm a sport, I always reply to funny email.

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: thrill
Date: June 08, 2009 10:36PM

hahahaha.. forget the blue eye.. what worries me is the single "long blond hair".. was it chemo???

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: rvdh
Date: June 10, 2009 02:45AM

hehe yeah I also wondered where that 1 long blond hair is located eewwww! ;-)

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Reiners
Date: June 10, 2009 04:25PM

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Hello,
I am Daniel F. Saffe from Miami Florida; I'm a Captain in the US Army, presently serving in the Military of the 1st Armored Division Peace keeping Force here in Iraq.

Please I am contacting you on behalf of my colleagues here in Baghdad; we are honestly seeking for your hand in a partnership to move an allocation {FUNDS} into your custody for safekeeping pending my arrival in your location any time this year as soon as I'm out of duty post for a leave...

If suddenly you have a desire to communicate with me, kindly signifying your interest as soon as possible by sending to me your most confidential phone and fax numbers/ your full official names / complete addresses / city / country and I will get back to you with details,
my email is: {capt.fdsaffe@terra.com}

unfortunetly he is not sure about the FUNDS yet.

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: id
Date: June 10, 2009 04:51PM

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big sur homes for sale
We all boil at different degrees
foghisont

We all boil at the same degrees though, why would they lie to me in spam??

-id

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: June 10, 2009 05:01PM

quite a story!

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SALAMALEKUM,

Greetings in the name of Allah, the most beneficent, the most
merciful.My name is Mr.Ahmad Mahmoud, a widower to Late Mrs. Aishat
Mahmoud I am 66years old, presently I am suffering from long time cancer
of the lunges, from all Indications, my condition is really deteriorating
and i am very much afraid of my doctor's report, infact my condition is
very bad now,My late wife was killed during the Gulf war,and during the
period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child.The doctor has told
me that I may not live beyond this year.Every new day is like a bonus to
me. So now i have decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to
the propagation of Islam and in assisting the less-privileged Muslim
faithful and all humanity in Africa and throughout the Muslim world, I
discussed this with my ttorney,Barrister Tareeq Amin.I am willing to
donate part of the sum of US$18,000,000.00(Eighteen Million US Dollars)
for the development of The holy work as well as a distribution to aid
Muslim faithfuls and also for the less privileged, including orphans who
lost their mothers through this deadly illness [cancer]no matter their
faith. Please I want you to note that, this fund is deposited in a
Security Company. For that, my lawyer Barrister Tareeq Amin
will file in application for the transfer of the money in your name as you
wish provided you are ready to use part of this money for this purpose.
You will therefore have to travel to Dubai, to sign for the official
Release of this money as well as advice on how you want the money remitted
to you own account.My Attorney will accompany you on this trip. Lastly I
honestly pray that this
money when transferred will be used for the said purpose because I have
come to find out that wealth acquisition without Allah is vanity upon
vanity. For this reason I have decided to set-aside 40% of this money for
the service of humanity and the work of Allah.
May the Grace of Allah be our guide and be my refuge when i leave this
World.More so, I decided to offer you 30% While 20% will be transferred
to the account of my Lawyer, Barrister Tareeq Amin as compensation after
Successful Conclusion.The remaining 10% is to cover the expenses both
from your side and the side of my Lawyer who will assist you until every
thing is over. A Swift acknowledgment of the receipt of this email would
be appreciated.
All further response to this
proposal should be communicated to this private mail:abddmohh@ymail.com


Yours in Allah,

Mr.Ahmad Mahmoud

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: thrill
Date: June 10, 2009 06:15PM

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Yours in Allah

Is he insinuating that Allah is gay?

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anthem
Date: June 10, 2009 08:12PM



This isn't me, I know them by handles only, but still hilarious. Wish I'd thought of that...

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Can you hear them?

So much to learn, so little time...

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: barbarianbob
Date: June 10, 2009 10:29PM

^that's amazing. It reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where he turns around the conversation with the telemarketer.

On to mine:
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My Good Friend,
Please do not be surprise to receive this mail.My name is Dr.Tadd Daniels, I am Regional Director of CHADWICK SECURITY/FINANCECOMPANY in the UK I write to share this confidential business transaction with you.We had a foreign client who deposited a huge sum of money (US$17.4 Million)with our Company. Eventually the client is dead and since the incidence, no body has come for the claim of this fund as the next of kin.A situation I have monitored closely with my position as the regional director of this Company for many years now, having monitored this deposit and managed it over the years before his death, and hence nobody has showed up as the next of kin for the past years, I have removed the file to my private vault.I hereby write to solicit for your assistance to present you as the next of kin as every other arrangement has being concluded by me and I am only waiting for aforeigner to enable me move the fund to his account.This does not have any risk attached to it as all the internal documentationswill be

Requirements

1: Name:
2. Your date of birth..........
3. Your full contact address..........
4. Your private telephone and fax numbers.......
5. Your Nationality .......
6. Marital status...............
7. Occupation .................

My best Regards,
Dr.Tadd Daniels
Phone:+44 704 576 6493
I like how he stops mid-sentence.
"This is completely secure because we---now give me your SSN!"

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: rvdh
Date: June 11, 2009 09:56AM

I usually do prank phone calls on Nigerian 401 phone numbers, Skype's my friend.

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: June 11, 2009 11:03AM

@rvdh: How many 'bread on head - fish in mouth' images you got already?

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: rvdh
Date: June 11, 2009 12:47PM

No images, actual phone calls :)

More often they use numbers from innocent people, but sometimes you'll get the horse it's mouth, which is quite fun.

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: June 11, 2009 01:58PM

pure gold

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anthem
Date: June 11, 2009 04:29PM

Catchy. I should check my spam...

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Ah. Found this with the title "save on your car insurance".

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Can you hear them?

So much to learn, so little time...

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: June 11, 2009 04:41PM

^
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High fish hill played

Damn yes!

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anthem
Date: June 11, 2009 05:20PM

Yours is so much weirder...

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Can you hear them?

So much to learn, so little time...

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: rvdh
Date: June 12, 2009 05:27PM


pink warble.

mmm...

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: backbone
Date: June 12, 2009 08:05PM

it actually was a spam comment:

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Kyo
Date: June 14, 2009 06:40AM

I only have humor by proxy to offer:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: thrill
Date: June 14, 2009 04:19PM

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--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: June 14, 2009 04:20PM

@thrill: We seem to know the same people... omg

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: thrill
Date: June 14, 2009 05:53PM

@mario

We're special. ;)

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: backbone
Date: June 14, 2009 07:41PM

today is Casino Day... it's the third time today the same casino spam has been caught by akismet
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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anthem
Date: June 14, 2009 08:09PM

Some grammar and spelling might make them somewhat believable.

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Can you hear them?

So much to learn, so little time...

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: thrill
Date: June 14, 2009 10:43PM

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Can't argue with a trendy slit.. of course, the right slit on the right slut is always exciting!

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: August 26, 2009 07:05AM

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Dear Gmail user,
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thousand British Pounds) in our on-going Google Promotion. Your Winning
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Dear Mister Benfield/William. Go **** ****** in your ****** **** ******** you *******.

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: darknessends
Date: August 26, 2009 11:39AM

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watch movie trailers or to drive your car!

You will earn $10 - $50 per movie trailer that you preview - and up to $500
per week for driving your car!

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: darknessends
Date: August 26, 2009 11:44AM

Dear Friend,

I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. Being an executor of wills, it is possible that we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client's situations, when we can not help it, or left with no better option.
The issue I am presenting to you is a case of my client who willed a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his ext-of-kin died on the same day in the Sharja plane crash of Tuesday 10 February 2004. I am now faced with confusion of who to pass the fortune to.
According to the English law, the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government. However,I don't belong to that school of thought which proposes that the fortune of unlucky people be given to the government.
My purpose of contacting you is to seek your acting as the beneficiary of the will, and lay claim the legacy of £12.2million,
which this unfortunate client of mine bequeathed to his next-of-kin. For now, I alone know about his will, as my client has great confidence in me. Everything will be left between you and I. The share would be 25% for you and 75% for me. I would want to take care of the needy and less privileged, as this is my primary objective. All I have to do is amend the will to make you the beneficiary to the £12.2million legacy.
Again, I feel that you may apprehensive and consider this amount too big for you to defend. It does not matter, as there are documents to back it up. This is a legacy being passed on to a next-of-kin. As I am not very sure of getting your consent on the issue I prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being disbarred.
The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the English Bar. I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. I therefore appeal to you not discuss this request with anybody, even if you decline my request.Until I am sure of your consent and full cooperation, I would prefer that we maintain correspondence by email. At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all that are required for us to take full advantage of this opportunity.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours truly,
Morris Todd.

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Re: Spam of the day
Posted by: id
Date: August 26, 2009 11:47AM

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With a giant instrument you have more chance to pick up women.

Odd, because they always run from me and my giant tuba.

-id

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