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Stupid Government...
Date: October 21, 2008 08:03AM

So recently I have been noticing yellow areas showing up on the NWS alerts page on http://www.weather.gov/ the new yellow color shows up in legend as "Child Abduction Emergency" ok so NOAA is now putting Amber alerts on their chart, no big deal. Until today... http://forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatxtget.php?cwa=usa&wwa=Child%20Abduction%20Emergency the person who is now considered an 'abducted child' is a 57 year old man, WTF? Are we going to issue an alert for everyone who goes missing now?

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Re: Stupid Government...
Posted by: thrill
Date: October 21, 2008 11:01AM

Maybe he's a really immature 57 yo...

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: Stupid Government...
Posted by: Kyo
Date: October 24, 2008 10:15AM

Lol. Yeah, as you get older, your parents senses get worse, which makes it easier to run away. He has probably been planning this for years

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Re: Stupid Government...
Posted by: id
Date: October 24, 2008 02:58PM

thrill sometimes gets lost on the way to the can, we put amber alerts out on him every Tuesday (BM day) just in case.

-id

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Re: Stupid Government...
Posted by: thrill
Date: October 24, 2008 07:14PM

On day id had a thought, but the poor thought was so alone in that big head that he committed suicide.

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: Stupid Government...
Posted by: Kyo
Date: October 25, 2008 07:39AM

ohhhh catfight

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Re: Stupid Government...
Posted by: Anonymous User
Date: October 27, 2008 10:35AM

preg_replace('/cat/', 'bear', ' ohhhh catfight');
>:)

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Re: Stupid Government...
Posted by: id
Date: October 27, 2008 05:33PM

It dropped its glasses and broke them.

-id

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