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CYLONS!
Posted by: id
Date: July 23, 2008 11:54PM

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Hello, my name is Forest,

We have been researching your website and are interested in purchasing advertising on sectheory.com.

We feel that this site would make a great addition to our exclusive network of other high-quality websites. We are an Internet Marketing company with the goal of providing quality advertising services to our clients. Our clients are mostly large mainstream companies and include medical equipment vendors, car dealerships, food companies, technology companies, etc..

We have a unique form of website advertising that would only require a very small amount of space on your site, approximately 200 x 100 pixels.

Our ads would blend with and closely match the style of your site. We are also very flexible and open to suggestions on the style, size and location of the ad. We would be would be willing to pay up to $3000 per year for this ad space on your homepage and/or some of the subpages.

The ad would be similar to the one below:

www.cyl0n.com/samples/

I can provide even more examples if you are interested.

I look forward to your response.

Also - if you have additional websites, we may be interested in advertising on them as well. Please feel free to send me a list!

Thanks for your time and consideration,

Forest
Cyloncorp.com
(480) 368-2585

Also, I would like to apologize if you receive this email more than once as I had a couple different email addresses for you.
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CYLONS, KILLL

-id

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Re: CYLONS!
Posted by: tx
Date: July 24, 2008 12:27AM

id Wrote:
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> Hello, my name is Forest,

lol, I knew a bald guy who always wore dresses once who was named Forrest

> We feel that this site would make a great addition
> to our exclusive network of other high-quality
> websites.

"exclusive", yes!

> We have a unique form of website advertising that
> would only require a very small amount of space on
> your site, approximately 200 x 100 pixels.

banner ad?

> Also - if you have additional websites, we may be
> interested in advertising on them as well. Please
> feel free to send me a list!

http://www.goatse.cx/

-tx @ lowtech-labs.org

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Re: CYLONS!
Posted by: thrill
Date: July 24, 2008 04:09AM

Run forrest run!!!!

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: CYLONS!
Date: July 24, 2008 02:53PM

>>Our clients are mostly large mainstream companies and include medical equipment vendors, car dealerships, food companies, technology companies, etc..

Who are these 'large mainstream' companies he speaks of?

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Re: CYLONS!
Posted by: thrill
Date: July 24, 2008 05:23PM

Rusty's Used Car Lot and the 7-11 in DesMoines Iowa.. very mainstream there..

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: CYLONS!
Posted by: Malkav
Date: July 25, 2008 04:09AM

medical equipment vendor = penis extenders
car dealerships = stolen lada sold on ebay
food compagnies = junk food via junk mail. yeah.
technology compagnies = false antivirus. true trojan.

the only thing he could have added is granny p0rn. but id would have signed right away

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Re: CYLONS!
Posted by: Kyo
Date: July 26, 2008 02:56AM

*To see an example of a Cylon Regular Search Listing, search for the keyword “payforsearchresults” on Google.com, or click here ( http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=payforsearchresults&btnG=Google%2BSearch )

Now we need some clever SEOing to redirect that search to 300 pages of "cylon sucks"

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