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I Hack You
Posted by: fragge
Date: March 04, 2008 04:27PM

http://www.electric-escape.net/node/1475?PHPSESSID=ea177cfdabaa7df78131a64d9d3178fc

For those that haven't read it, it's about a German "hacker" attacking this guy and communicating over IRC. Hilarious (inspired by the guy that DDoSed ckers.org :D)

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: Malkav
Date: March 04, 2008 05:24PM

oh looks like a good 8 on Neotek scale.

yes we have a special lame scale. precedently the unit was the Puke, which represent the amount of lameness the measured object must display to make one IT guy shed tears from laughter. but as the calorie in its time, this unit proved too small with the advance of lameness, and soon a new unit was born : the Neotek representing one KiloPuke, or the amount of lameness one must display to provoke a heart attack from laughter. (yes, you've well read, a friend laughed so much reading the logs of this guy he made a tachycardia attack). and being a good metric unit, you can of course derive it with the relevant SI unit, making cool enterprisey graphics representing the amount of hot air you were to generate through their last project in BTU, the mean amount of lameness in the office in Neotek per square meters, and other useful units.

please note by the way that a source of lameness generate Bollocks in an exponential way where Bk=sqrt(Nk)

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Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: fragge
Date: March 05, 2008 07:08PM

@Malkav: Wtf? You have too much free time :\

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: thrill
Date: March 06, 2008 11:28AM

He does have lots of free time now that he is SelfUnEmployed(tm).

--thrill

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It is not the degrees you hold, but the mind you possess. - thrill

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: thornmaker
Date: March 06, 2008 01:05PM

fragge Wrote:
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> http://www.electric-escape.net/node/1475?PHPSESSID
> =ea177cfdabaa7df78131a64d9d3178fc
>
> For those that haven't read it, it's about a
> German "hacker" attacking this guy and
> communicating over IRC. Hilarious (inspired by the
> guy that DDoSed ckers.org :D)


thanks fragge! that's the funniest thing i've read all week

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: rsnake
Date: April 06, 2008 06:36PM

Oh dear lord. :( How can people really be that dumb?

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: Kyo
Date: May 02, 2008 07:37AM

So old, then again, that might just be because I actually read the german original

What I personally think is way funnier than bitchchecker itself is Metanot. While bitchchercker is an idiot indeed, Metanot seems like that pretencious kind of person who, just like bitchchecker, goes around being like "LOLZ GUISE I KEN HACK"

<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^

That line was hilarious and sad at the same time.

Seriously, first of all, it's obvious he's not a hacker.
Second of all, "I know how hackers behave"? What?

edit: Oh my, I did not notice how old this thread was, sorry.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/02/2008 07:37AM by Kyo.

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: thrill
Date: May 02, 2008 11:30AM

The thread might be old, but new opinions are always welcomed, especially if they're entertaining.. ;)

--thrill

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: yoness
Date: May 04, 2008 02:27PM

bicthchecker is a very famous "aker" ( lol, maybe a lamer.. ).
loool..
i hack you XD

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: hazmat
Date: May 23, 2008 09:09AM

Whenever I'm having a bad day I read that post and it always puts a smile on my face. Yes, I get a kick out of other people's stupidity.

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: MAdhaTTer-240
Date: May 25, 2008 04:07PM

yes, this was a good read.

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: Malkav
Date: July 04, 2008 11:35AM

hazmat : that's precisely why darwin awards are made for :) (maybe we should start the bitchchecker awards ?)

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: Kyo
Date: July 11, 2008 09:35AM

I think we should give out metanot awards to those people who come here and ask for neopets exploits

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: id
Date: July 11, 2008 04:54PM

I think we should sodomize them with a hot, pikachu engraved branding iron.

-id

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Re: I Hack You
Posted by: Luny
Date: September 21, 2008 04:59AM

lol @ neopet exploits. bwhaha

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