WTF?

195.93.21.105 - - [28/Sep/2006:07:34:55 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47643 "http://aolsearch.aol.co.uk/web?query=grandma+porn&restrict=wholeweb&isinit=true&invocationType=uk_wssilver_Cl&avtype=&x=33&y=12" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1)"
75.34.62.248 - - [28/Sep/2006:08:15:02 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47643 "http://www.google.com/search?q=grandma+porn&hl=en&hs=UWc&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official_s&start=0&sa=N" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.0.7) Gecko/20060909 Firefox/1.5.0.7"
75.34.62.248 - - [28/Sep/2006:08:15:04 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47643 "http://www.google.com/search?q=grandma+porn&hl=en&hs=UWc&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official_s&start=0&sa=N" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.0.7) Gecko/20060909 Firefox/1.5.0.7"
75.34.62.248 - - [28/Sep/2006:08:15:15 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47643 "http://www.google.com/search?q=grandma+porn&hl=en&hs=UWc&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official_s&start=0&sa=N" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.0.7) Gecko/20060909 Firefox/1.5.0.7"
85.105.45.221 - - [28/Sep/2006:09:54:56 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47643 "http://www.google.com.tr/search?hl=tr&q=grandma+porn&btnG=Google%27da+Ara&meta=" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; snprtz|dialno)"
59.100.82.20 - - [28/Sep/2006:20:42:37 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.0" 200 47805 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=grandma+porn" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; AAPT; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)"
83.5.235.253 - - [02/Oct/2006:02:02:47 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47977 "http://www.google.pl/search?hl=pl&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=grandma+porn&spell=1" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; Neostrada TP 6.1)"
85.226.188.214 - - [02/Oct/2006:10:33:38 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47977 "http://www.google.se/search?hl=sv&q=grandma+porn&meta=" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; Media Center PC 4.0)"
74.130.136.24 - - [03/Oct/2006:13:29:28 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 47977 "http://www.google.com/custom?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&client=pub-8634093025544380&channel=0212888484&cof=FORID%3A1%3BGL%3A1%3BBGC%3AFFFFFF%3BT%3A%23000000%3BLC%3A%230000cc%3BVLC%3A%230000cc%3BALC%3A%230000cc%3BGALT%3A%23008000%3BGFNT%3A%23999999%3BGIMP%3A%23999999%3BDIV%3A%23CCCCFF%3BLBGC%3ACCCCFF%3BAH%3Acenter%3B&q=grandma+porn" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; Media Center PC 4.0)"

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

Always add the key word "midget" when searching for granny pr0n, I mean regular old granny pr0n pfft...

-id

Are you sure posting more topics with those words is the best idea?
You're already the fifth result on Google for it. Ahahahahaha.

- Kyran

Just shows how easy it is to get to be #1 in granny porn. I guess the market isn't too saturated. Who would have thought?!

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

A turk, a pol and an AOL user enter a chat room...

We're going for number one bitches.

next post is going in full disclosure....

-id

Oh the fun never ends:

69.159.10.198 - - [15/Oct/2006:19:31:53 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?11,1383,1406 HTTP/1.1" 200 11524 "http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=grandma+porn&meta=" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)"
141.99.254.253 - - [16/Oct/2006:00:15:35 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?11,1383,1406 HTTP/1.1" 200 11524 "http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&q=grandma%2Bporn&meta=" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; de-DE; rv:1.0.2) Gecko/20021120 Netscape/7.01"
195.194.36.193 - - [16/Oct/2006:08:56:45 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?11,1383,1406 HTTP/1.1" 200 11524 "http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=grandma+porn&meta=" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727)"
195.194.36.193 - - [16/Oct/2006:08:56:52 -0700] "GET /forum/read.php?3,44,page=3 HTTP/1.1" 200 48229 "http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=grandma+porn&meta=" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727)"

A man has just got to have his grandmother porn. You know you want it. You just can't deny it.

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

Oh, and in case anyone has failed to check Google lately, we are #2 in grandma porn after just a few weeks. We could take the whole granny porn industry by storm. Who's with me?

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

yes, but when will be be number 1 on images.google.com...

(if there are any posts that I have to bleach my eyes out after seeing you're banned!)

-id

id Wrote:
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> yes, but when will be be number 1 on
> images.google.com...
>
> (if there are any posts that I have to bleach my
> eyes out after seeing you're banned!)


I won't show you any pictures of Linux then.

- Kyran

Hahaha, second result now.
[www.google.com]

I cannot fathom how that's possible. Ugh. So is it grandpas looking for grandma porn or grand children looking for grandma porn? Either way it's disturbing but far less so if it's an old guy looking for a viagra replacement.

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

I hope to god the market is mostly full of old businessmen away from their wives.

- Kyran

Pictures of linux just make me point and laugh.



-id

Oh man. That's great.

- Kyran

Yes, but this [rmitz.org] will never happen with Linux in Texas...

--thrill

We are no longer the champions... we're number two again: [maluc.sitesled.com]

Bummer... who knew being the top for midget grandma porn would be so fleeting.

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

huh, who knew?

[www.darlina.com]

-id

wow sadness.. although i'm not sure which is sadder. that we're no longer the champions, or that darlina.com could amass such a long list of grannie porn links..

-maluc

[www.google.co.uk]
Top cities (normalized)
1. Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
2. Birmingham, United Kingdom
3. Edinburgh, United Kingdom
4. Manchester, United Kingdom
5. Sheffield, United Kingdom
6. Tampa, FL, USA
7. Brentford, United Kingdom
8. Melbourne, Australia
9. Miami, FL, USA
10. Philadelphia, PA, USA

A worrying amount of those are in the UK.

Don't forget our IRC: irc://irc.irchighway.net/#slackers
-WhiteAcid - your friendly, very lazy, web developer

[www.google.co.uk]

it seems like americans prefer the term grandma.. those horny old floridians win by a landslide. No wonder they can't figure out how to use Diebolds, blinded themselves with grandma nudies..

-maluc

That's exactly what I was thinking... all those WWII vets spanking it to Rosey the riveter turned grandma slut.

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

I just hope that a thread about grandma porn reaches two pages.

-id

id Wrote:
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> I just hope that a thread about grandma porn
> reaches two pages.


What does that say about us?

- Kyran

All I know is we're back to number 1!

and www.grannypictures.com is now taken, no, not by me you sickos.

But it is funny that we may have sparked a fake industry after so many google searches for grandma porn some not to bright but enterprising person may be trying to fulfill a perceived need...

-id

Why are you calling me not too bright? I'm going to make millions! Baby boomers need pr0n too.

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

Gentlemen we have reached an Internet record of the longest standing #1 search engine ranking in Google for the phrase "midget grandma porn". We rule.

- RSnake
Gotta love it. http://ha.ckers.org

Time to monetize this bad ass traffic, where are the granny ads? Oh, don't bother with the graphics please; just textlinks, just textlinks. You know the Google mantra.

Glad to know sla.ckers is the leader of the extremely mature erotica industry.


Awesome AnDrEw - That's The Sound Of Your Brain Crackin'
[www.awesomeandrew.net]

I'm happy to see I can count on this site for all my porn needs. =oD

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www.crypticmauler.com
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

We're number one!
We're number one!
We're number one!

I'm sure my mom would be proud.

-id